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Uh, hi. You may call me Blake Michael Myers Ousley or... Blake. Movie fanatic + ginger + absolute randomness = Blake. There's your math for the day. I love talking to new people and I will most likely follow you back. Unless you suck. And I am a grapefruit therapist. Your argument is invalid.

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kimkardashingthroughthesnow:

cas-in-the-sassbutt:

big-k-i-d:

the-anal-rapist:

And then she ate the baby:

O H MY FUKCIGN GOD

my faovuetie is the sobbing person int he mirorr

thats a window

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Flower Gleam and glow

Let..your power shine

Make the clock reverse, bring back what was mine

Heal what has been hurt

Change the fates design

Save what has been lost

bring back what once was mine

what once was mine…

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6 hours ago

alwaysbrunomars:

thegrenadeguy:

Bruno Mars ‘videobombing’

I must reblog every time i see this

forever reblog

Never gets old hahahhaha

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6 hours ago

dirtylittledamsel:

I Should’ve Saved That Gif When I Had The Chance Because Now I Can’t Find It: The Musical

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6 hours ago

dude-thats-my-ghost:

askgeorgebush:

fridge-logic:

askgeorgebush:

What if the Doctor’s name is just something like

Phil

You mean like this

OH

SHIT

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14 hours ago

lifeisnotsimpleatall:

janersm:

sexting-inchurch:

beautilation:

banasmagiccastle:

sarcasminc:

arigoato:

funny text posts arent my

Puns like that could get you in

give it a

Yeah I think the joke might be falling

This would probably be a lot funnier if I could read sheet music

It’s no one else’s fault that you aren’t that

On an other

this post is wonderful